St Atkins

probing into the lacquered rack
bangled reebok sweatband
grabbing another pack of oreo
destined burn at the jogging altar

binge after binge
atkins on the fringe
pull up holy act together
cardio thandav cosmic bluff

dieting se ki onda ?
hail jane fonda
salwared anaconda
juggling with aloo bonda

butter chicken with diet coke
rok sako to rok
yoga headed bloke
learn from the asana headed folk

art of believing
thy kingdom come
comfort thy ego
one down six more to go